The DS Lite! (deafening applause)
Oh, I couldn't possibly ... take the stage, me? No, no, no ... please ... well, if you insist ....
What can I say to you lovely people that I haven't already said before? But you know, being up on this stage for the thirty-seventh time is really something significant; I mean, I'll remember this one for sure. We here at Nintendo have always pushed the boundaries, daring to do what no one else in the industry would ... we supported the first elvish video game character, you know, and we even backed the gay population with everyone's favorite character, Tingle.
(scattered chuckling)
And of course, I'd like to thank ... what the hell? PSP, get off the stage!
You can't tell me what do to ... I mean ... to dooooo ....
Are you drunk? Heavens, man.
I deserve the award, me! I have the leet warez, and an arrowww ... a green one, you know? Yours is red, they hate you, they hate you ....
Security? Can I get a little help here?
Long live the PSPPPPPPPPP!
Hey! Put some pants on, man!
- DS Lite: 104,487 
19,650 (15.83%)
- PS2: 24,727 3,537 (12.51%)
- PSP: 21,603 
553 (2.63%)
- GBA SP: 2,299767 (50.07%)
- Xbox 360: 1,743 358 (17.04%)
- Game Boy Micro: 1,714 441 (34.64%)
- Gamecube: 653 165 (33.81%)
- DS Phat: 273 13 (5.00%)
- GBA: 37 25 (208.33%)
- Xbox: 3 5 (62.5%)
[Source: Media Create]
[A special thanks to Zoolander for the inspiration.]
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
10-20-2006 @ 8:58PM
RevJonathan said...
I'm sorry, how is this Wii News?
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10-20-2006 @ 9:43PM
Author X said...
I think he's just having fun on a slow news day :P
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10-20-2006 @ 10:16PM
BPM? said...
Or maybe he accidently posted it on Wii Fanboy instead of DS Fanboy. :P
Still, an amusing post. Good jorb!
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10-20-2006 @ 10:42PM
Nmaster said...
Wrong blog, but still hilarious...
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10-20-2006 @ 11:57PM
Dan said...
Dude... who cares if its on the wrong blog?! Uh, not to sound rude, but it's not like this happens a lot. At least we got a humorous post that I wouldn't have seen otherwise, so thanks. =)
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10-21-2006 @ 12:47AM
Jason Wishnov said...
(laugh) Now THAT'S embarrassing. I posted this from a horrendous computer at a relative's house, and neglected to change the post from Wii to DS. Thanks for the heads up, and sorry for the confusion. ^^
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10-22-2006 @ 11:26AM
hehe said...
not the post itself, but the mistake was funny )))
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10-23-2006 @ 4:03PM
Hannah said...
I'd like to put in a request for an "opera" for next week's sales. Kinda like "Madam Butterfly" . . .
Madam Fanboy: Act I
A Japanese house, terrace and game library.
Below, in the background, the bay, the harbour and a Nintendo office building.
The curtain rises...
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