Satoru Iwata (dressed as a vampire): DS Lite perform amazing feat in global market! More hundred thousand units in time of week! Much party enjoyment, everyone, so scary is coming!George Harrison (dressed as Link): Ugh, these tights are starting to chafe. Perrin, wanna trade costumes?
Perrin Kaplan (dressed as a slutty cat): Um ... no. But you should ask around, really. Has anyone seen Matt? He looks so damn good in that costume ....
Matt Cassamassina (dressed as Mega Man, special guest to the event): Perrin. Storage closet. Now.
Perrin: Rawr.
Iwata: They are doing the fun, yes?
George: Uh, yeah. Where's Miyamoto-san, by the way?
Iwata: There. (points)
George: The dinette set?
Shigeru Miyamoto (dressed as a dinette set): Ah! You see, this is the inspiration for my next masterpiece. Get ready for the next generation of fun!
George: Sunnuva bitch. Miyamoto, stop doing shrooms, and...ah! Finally, someone normal. But why aren't you dressed up, Reggie?
Reggie Fils-Aime: What do you mean?
George: It's Halloween. You need a costume. You're just dressed normally.
Reggie: This is my costume.
George: ...
Reggie: Bitch.
George: ...
Reggie: Now get me a sandwich.
George: Friggin' ... fine ....
- DS Lite: 116,941
12,454 (11.92%)- PS2: 22,380
2,347 (9.50%)- PSP: 20,271
1,332 (6.17%)- GBA SP: 2,421
122 (5.31%)- Game Boy Micro: 1,660
54 (3.15%)- Xbox 360: 1,287
456 (26.16%)- Gamecube: 638
15 (2.30%)- DS Phat: 130
143 (52.38%)- GBA: 37
25 (67.57%)- Xbox: 6
3 (100.00%)[Source: Media Create]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
10-28-2006 @ 1:18AM
Jason Wishnov said...
Hannah, I'll consider the Opera idea for next week; I only just saw it. ^^
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10-28-2006 @ 1:23AM
Matt said...
LOL....just LOL!!!!
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10-28-2006 @ 5:11AM
Duscrom said...
hmm, since when does Japan=Global?
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10-28-2006 @ 9:12AM
R0DJOh said...
Hahahahah @ Perrin.
I liked this one.
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10-28-2006 @ 10:37AM
Fox said...
Hilarious post Jason; you and Ludwig must be room mates or something. I thought the Reggie one was pretty funny. "This is my costume!" lol
What are you on about now, Duscrom?
With all due respect,
Fox
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10-28-2006 @ 1:03PM
Sieg15 said...
This one got me laughing. LOL. Great post.
As for Duscrom, Japan doesn't equal gobal but even in the US, DS is beating PSP. They get weekly numbers, we get monthly numbers, which aren't completely exact as they are general idea of sales.
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10-28-2006 @ 3:53PM
Alisha Karabinus said...
This one is inspired!
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10-28-2006 @ 6:39PM
nikki inderlied said...
Jason, you are amazing.
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10-28-2006 @ 7:37PM
Ibrahim said...
And I am now the proud owner of an Onyx DS Lite and MP:H! Yay! Only thing is, I need to order that wrist strap thing because it's kind of annoying playing with the stylus.
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10-30-2006 @ 9:33AM
Skrab said...
LOL :))))
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