Tracing the fiend into the back alley, you find that he has nowhere to go. You've got him now! He holds his hands up in surrender. You smugly walk over and taser that bitch, because he was pissing you off. Well done.But who was the grievous offender? You rip off the trenchcoat and ... oh my God.
It's ... it's DS Lite!
"How could you," you scream in agony! "You were my friend, my brother through all those boring months in the academy!"
"I'm ... I'm sorry kid. They wanted me so bad ... I guess the power went to my head. But your taser put out my pixels for good, kid. It's ... it's over for me. Do one last thing for me, kid, just one thing ..."
"Anything," you say, tears welling up.
"Slap ... slap Jack Thompson in the face. Really hard. For me."
THE END!
- DS Lite: 201,378
72,757 (56.57%)- Playstation 3: 32,662
9,437 (22.42%)- PSP: 30,815
14,125 (84.63%)- PS2: 26,263
11,195 (74.30%)- Xbox 360: 7,007
2,957 (73.01%)- GBA SP: 1,264
65 (5.42%)- Game Boy Micro: 1,235
198 (19.09%)- Gamecube: 576
62 (12.06%)- DS Phat: 212
30 (16.48%)- GBA: 27
3 (10.00%)- Xbox: 0
6 (100.00%)[Source: Media Create


1. LMAO thats the best one i've ever seen!
Posted at 8:55PM on Dec 1st 2006 by phipps