Success Corp. will be celebrating the educational brawler's June 7th release with a special event this Sunday at Akihabara's Sofmap amusement complex. Attendees will be able to play the game and will even receive a limited edition T-shirt if they pre-order a copy. The title's fumbling mascot will also be making an appearance, handing out Kanji Dragon Director's Cut DVDs. Make sure to check past the post break for a larger version of the disc's explosive cover.
To say we're disheartened by the fact that we won't be able to attend is an understatement. We wept bitter tears as we read the press release's jumbled Google translation, yelling out in grief when we learned that we'd miss out on free souvenirs. Rod Stewart poignantly sang "So Far Away" as a montage of us drowning our sorrows with too many drinks and loose women played right before fading to black.
So far away
Doesn't anybody stay in one place anymore?
It will be so fine to see your face at my door
And it doesn't help to know that you're just time away
Long ago, I reached for you, and there you stood
Holding you again could only do me good
Oh, how I wish I could
But you're so far away
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
5-30-2007 @ 4:49AM
"for earth only"
5-30-2007 @ 5:10AM
Kung fu theatre advertising is silly?! Segata Sanshiro wouldn't agree.
5-30-2007 @ 12:06PM
Thanks for passing on the news about the Akihabara event here! The more people who know, the better! I can't wait til Kanji Dragon comes out! Good thing we don't have too much longer to wait!