We know, you were disappointed. Last night, as you happily refreshed DS Fanboy every nine seconds or so looking for this week's Japanese hardware sales, the vim slowly faded from your eyes as the hours ticked into oblivion. We would never willingly deprive our readers so; we were unavoidably delayed! You see ....Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him ... there were the moon men, reigning over the Earth. But this was not the Earth you knew! It was covered in jelly and high-density motor oil, making the planet very slippery. The moon men blamed the corporations, and there was a war and many were killed. The battle raged for millennia until 8000 A.D., when the moon men realized they were not actually from the moon, but from rural Pennsylvania. They then built a monument to the moon but then the Quakers stole it and filled it with oatmeal, and no one knew what flavor. Californians were highly displeased and turned all the Quakers invisible, which is why you never see them anymore. And that ... is where babies come from.
- DS Lite: 123,140
4,321 (3.39%)- Wii: 69,748
11,104 (18.93%)- PSP: 26,358
261 (1.00%)- PS2: 11,814
503 (4.45%)- PS3: 8,998
629 (6.53%)- Xbox 360: 2,219
175 (8.56%)- Game Boy Micro: 310
97 (23.83%)- GBA SP: 247
41 (14.24%)- Gamecube: 226
30 (11.72%)- DS Phat: 71
10 (12.35%)- GBA: 16
1 (5.88%)[Source: Media Create]
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
6-09-2007 @ 5:14PM
chispito said...
Hmm, anyone else feel like the pace of games coming out for the NDS doesn't match the hardware sales? Is it just a lag effect, with lots of good games in the pipes?
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6-09-2007 @ 5:48PM
Tristan said...
im confused what do the three numbers mean again?
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6-09-2007 @ 7:50PM
L said...
ROFLMAO! Was that the actual quote, I don't remember? I gotta go watch that episode again!
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6-09-2007 @ 8:32PM
Donald said...
"im confused what do the three numbers mean again?"
1st number: Amount sold for the week
2nd: Increase/decrease of sales from last week
3rd: % of last week's sales the change represents
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6-10-2007 @ 6:05AM
Johan Krüger-Haglert said...
4) You got it all wrong:
First number: 123.140, this is the DS, it always sells more.
Second number: 26.358, this is the PSP, the system DS fights against, it's said to be great but less people buy it anyway.
Third number: 8.998, this is the PS3, it's better than god, can easily join the top500-list of super computers, and you can hit giant crabs in their weakest spoot for massive damage! Also not to forget real time weapon switch. In any case it sells like shit. Probably because there are to few games out yet, it's expensive and japanese people wants their hardware petite... You are free to draw your own conclusions from that later one.
P.S. I'm looking for a japanese girlfriend, anyone!?!?! ;/ D.S.
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