We were eating some Reese's Pieces the other day, and they were, you know ... okay, but we couldn't help thinking that they were missing something integral to the candy-eating experience. We couldn't quite decide what that was, but now we know: a tiny kite. With Pokémon characters on it. It's so obvious now!
Unfortunately, this package no doubt includes, instead of Reese's Pieces, those tiny Smartie-esque things that are in all Japanese candy toy packages. But the little Pokémon Diamond and Pearl kites are pretty cool for when you need an emergency kite. Which is all the time, right?Next time you come upon a pleasant breeze, you can hold your tiny kite aloft, yell "Kite! I choose you!" and then carefully unroll the string as it possibly floats into the air.
Unfortunately, this package no doubt includes, instead of Reese's Pieces, those tiny Smartie-esque things that are in all Japanese candy toy packages. But the little Pokémon Diamond and Pearl kites are pretty cool for when you need an emergency kite. Which is all the time, right?Next time you come upon a pleasant breeze, you can hold your tiny kite aloft, yell "Kite! I choose you!" and then carefully unroll the string as it possibly floats into the air.
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10-22-2007 @ 3:02PM
Kam said...
the "Gotta' catch 'em all in trees" header made me laugh soo hard. I can barely breathe now. That was perfect.
Awe, too bad I already have an emergency kite, I mean who doesn't? And of course you need the little glass case and the "break glass in case of gentle winds" sign.
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10-22-2007 @ 3:23PM
Croove55 said...
Yeah, you could get the kite, but I'd stick with the Reese's pieces. Chicks dig Reese's pieces.
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