Rather than throw together the usual, predictable site for Contra 4, Konami and WayForward pulled out all the stops and packed the official page with everything fans could ever ask for -- ridiculous explosions with every clicked link, remixed music from Virt, and hilarious descriptions for different game elements. Check out the text for random lackey Dirk McShooter:
"Dirk thought he was the luckiest alien humanoid around when he saw the job posting: good pay, benefits, free trip to Earth, stand in place, decent aim preferred. In the moments since the shirtless super-commando opened fire, he's begun questioning that decision."
You'll also find five wicked wallpapers, seven video clips for the different weapons, and twenty new screenshots at the site. Contra 4 kicks down the door and guns down your family this November 13th, the same week Super Mario Galaxy hits stores. Make sure to mark that date on your calendar; it's an important one.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
11-03-2007 @ 7:48PM
Jose El Maton said...
I really like the, "...kicks down the door," part! Reminds me of that one headline from Barnyard Blast. You, sir, have your extremely funny moments.
11-03-2007 @ 8:01PM
Aaaahhh! My face!
11-03-2007 @ 11:06PM
SOMETHING EXPLODES EVERYTIME YOU CLICK A LINK!
MY FUCKING FACE!
11-04-2007 @ 9:48AM
lol this site is funny as hell. I wish they did a time line for the whole series.
Mutant. Baby. Face. Oh and lots of bosses.