"Dirk thought he was the luckiest alien humanoid around when he saw the job posting: good pay, benefits, free trip to Earth, stand in place, decent aim preferred. In the moments since the shirtless super-commando opened fire, he's begun questioning that decision."
You'll also find five wicked wallpapers, seven video clips for the different weapons, and twenty new screenshots at the site. Contra 4 kicks down the door and guns down your family this November 13th, the same week Super Mario Galaxy hits stores. Make sure to mark that date on your calendar; it's an important one.
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11-03-2007 @ 7:48PM
Jose El Maton said...
I really like the, "...kicks down the door," part! Reminds me of that one headline from Barnyard Blast. You, sir, have your extremely funny moments.
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11-03-2007 @ 8:01PM
Saphion said...
Aaaahhh! My face!
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11-03-2007 @ 11:06PM
ArcadeFire said...
SOMETHING EXPLODES EVERYTIME YOU CLICK A LINK!
MY FUCKING FACE!
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11-04-2007 @ 9:48AM
stickmanfc73_ said...
lol this site is funny as hell. I wish they did a time line for the whole series.
Shattered Soldier:
Mutant. Baby. Face. Oh and lots of bosses.
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