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Contra 4 owns your face even more with its official site

Rather than throw together the usual, predictable site for Contra 4, Konami and WayForward pulled out all the stops and packed the official page with everything fans could ever ask for -- ridiculous explosions with every clicked link, remixed music from Virt, and hilarious descriptions for different game elements. Check out the text for random lackey Dirk McShooter:

"Dirk thought he was the luckiest alien humanoid around when he saw the job posting: good pay, benefits, free trip to Earth, stand in place, decent aim preferred. In the moments since the shirtless super-commando opened fire, he's begun questioning that decision."

You'll also find five wicked wallpapers, seven video clips for the different weapons, and twenty new screenshots at the site. Contra 4 kicks down the door and guns down your family this November 13th, the same week Super Mario Galaxy hits stores. Make sure to mark that date on your calendar; it's an important one.

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Jose El Maton1

11-03-2007 @ 7:48PM

Jose El Maton said...

I really like the, "...kicks down the door," part! Reminds me of that one headline from Barnyard Blast. You, sir, have your extremely funny moments.

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Saphion2

11-03-2007 @ 8:01PM

Saphion said...

Aaaahhh! My face!

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ArcadeFire3

11-03-2007 @ 11:06PM

ArcadeFire said...

SOMETHING EXPLODES EVERYTIME YOU CLICK A LINK!
MY FUCKING FACE!

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stickmanfc73_4

11-04-2007 @ 9:48AM

stickmanfc73_ said...

lol this site is funny as hell. I wish they did a time line for the whole series.

Shattered Soldier:

Mutant. Baby. Face. Oh and lots of bosses.

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