Grabbed from the bowels of the "rejected game ideas" pile, these twelve games probably never even had a chance. Of course, if they're developed with care, we'd be able to overlook some bad concept decisions. Seeing how Phoenix is popping them out faster than an over-sexed rabbit, though, we doubt this is the case.
Even though these games are budget titles and obviously marketed to kids, we don't think we're being too harsh. Phoenix has a track record for releasing awful titles, and we wouldn't recommend subjecting children to these horrors.
For a list of what games to expect from Phoenix, check out the company's website here.
[Via GoNintendo]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
2-28-2008 @ 3:16PM
Sarah said...
They should add a disclaimer:
...All references to Disney characters are purely coincidental and available in the public domain and just to be clear that is "Lion AND the King" not "THE Lion King" so don't sue us. We are just trying to cash in on your success and counting on parents who don't pay close attention to packaging...
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2-28-2008 @ 3:33PM
TheCoats said...
After browsing the site for awhile......i really wonder if this is a REAL company or if its a hoax like the MAVAV..........i mean CAR WASH TYCOON?????? .....
i know i am wrong but WOW i didnt know the definition of "B-Class games" until now
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2-28-2008 @ 4:32PM
Tom said...
How can the sound of Lion King 3 and dalamtions 4 NOT make you want their games? And I mean, VALENTINE'S DAY?! sounds like they're making AAA titles!!!lol
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2-29-2008 @ 12:08AM
Dekar said...
What in the name of peter could "Rat-a-box" be? I really fear the answer....
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2-29-2008 @ 9:29PM
Dralzz said...
Maybe it's "Rat-in-the-box," which follows the story of a rat shipping with some taco meat. He finds himself inside a Taco Bell, and proceeds to eat the food and run around at night.
It'll be a hit with the kids, just like Ratatouille. Adults might be a bit creeped out by how a rat is handling their food.