The real sticking point with the idea of Sonic meeting a dignified end is assuming he had any dignity to start with. Here's evidence to the contrary: a "Sonic Sez" PSA from the cartoon starring Jaleel White. One of these appeared at the end of every episode, usually involving a supporting character doing something dumb and Sonic stepping in to be a jerk to them about it.
While some of the other segments focused on important issues like smoking, alcohol, and, uh, sexual harrassment, we're partial to this one, in which Sonic makes his personal stance known on the subject of whether or not it's good to be stupid.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
3-14-2008 @ 7:41PM
The sexual harassment one is still my favorite. I've memorized it and scare all my friends who are 'out of the know.'
3-14-2008 @ 8:03PM
I watched this show a LOT when I was little, along with the super mario super show. So terrible.. so terrible.
3-15-2008 @ 3:34PM
I think he has more dignity now as Mario's bitch.
3-16-2008 @ 1:51PM
Let sonic die, let him go far far away to the land of dead computer gane characters and let him take spyro and ristar and the chaotix with him.
3-16-2008 @ 6:57PM
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This obviously DIDN'T work
The world seems to be getting stupider by the day