We know Metal Slug 7 hasn't released yet (we're counting the days!), but the latest trailer for the title proved one thing to us: this game is going to be one manly time. But, what to do, as Contra 4 already takes up space on our shelf of manly stuff?Are we to take it down for Metal Slug 7? Can the two co-exists as incredibly awesome and manly games? Which one do you think is more manly and buff?







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8-13-2008 @ 9:18AM
MartinSFP said...
I don't know about Contra 4 but I bought Metal Slug 7 when I was in Tokyo a couple of weeks ago and that mother is tough! A macho beast if ever there was one, unless you use all 9 credits in easy mode, in which case you'll complete it in no time. If you do that you're just not macho enough!
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8-13-2008 @ 9:30AM
Adam York said...
One in each hand... at the same time...
That's how manly I wish I was.
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8-13-2008 @ 10:05AM
Kerio said...
metal slug 7 jap + language patcher FTW
funnier than contra 4, but still hard in hard mode
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8-13-2008 @ 10:26AM
Nushio (NDF - Blue) said...
There's nothing like Maddox for manliness
http://maddox.xmission.com/
So manly, even his sentences don't have periods
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8-13-2008 @ 10:32AM
Kimiko said...
I vote for using TWEWY's bravery system: real manly means you're not afraid to show your feminine side. So how about that Stafi game y'all have been raving about? Or Elebits, or the Harvest Moons, or Taiko No Tatsujin. Hah, can you handle that, you manly dudes?
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8-13-2008 @ 11:59AM
Jacksons said...
No, that's just what non-manly men tell themselves.
8-13-2008 @ 11:05AM
Nigeria said...
Kirby Canvas Curse is about as manly as a man can manage to get.
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8-13-2008 @ 12:12PM
Gewurztraminer says: R.O.B. is the last Cylon! said...
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2c/Canvascursebox.jpg
8-13-2008 @ 1:05PM
rikki said...
Metal Slug has never been all that HRGH TESTOSTERONE STEROIDS TRUCKS etc etc. I mean, you can play as Fio (and some other chicks I don't care about because they don't look like this -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Fiolina_Germi.png ❤)
I vote Contra. There are no girls in Contra. Maybe there were at one point, but once exposed to all the MUSCLES NASCAR GUNS TATTOOS AAAARGH etc etc they grew bulging muscles and penises?
On another note, MANLY -- http://girlyyy.com/go/manly-v2
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8-13-2008 @ 2:45PM
Jarlino said...
I was thinking the exact same thing...
Contra is more manly since it contains... MEN!
Period.
8-13-2008 @ 5:42PM
morfeatire said...
well metal slug is a funnier cute Contra derived game... never seen a metal slug really dificult. Contra 4 may not be the hardest of Contra, and Contra itself may not be the hardest game ever (loosing to things like... Batletoads >_
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8-13-2008 @ 10:21PM
Matthew said...
How about Bangai-O Spirits. I think my eyes have melted out of the sockets, I had to stop myself from trying to play solely using my keen sense of hearing.
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8-14-2008 @ 1:58PM
HMDX said...
"There are no girls in Contra."
Looks like SOMEBODY hasn't played Contra 4. Or Hard Corps. Or Shattered Soldier.
Conta's harder than Metal Slug though. Always has been, always will. Though that's not to say I won't be buying MS7.
Because I will.
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8-30-2008 @ 2:47AM
Ng0zT said...
metal slug 7 ftw
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