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Another Electroplankton review

ElectroplanktonThis one's from the crew at Go Nintendo and further strengthens what we already know - this is one trippy musical experience you simply don't want to miss. "Electroplankton is THE most surreal experience I have ever had with a game. It is the most relaxing, yet stimulating experience on the DS, and in ANY game yet."

I've always thought that Burger Time was one of the more surreal games out there (giant hamburgers are quite terrifying), but it seems that some of the cute little amoeba things in Electroplankton can even top that. The Volvoice species, for instance, will listen intently as you speak into the microphone and will then repeat your voice back in different tones. You could essentially construct a little choir out of the variations on your voice while you think about the musical implications and what it must be like to have schizophrenia or a multiple personality disorder.

This is exactly the kind of game that makes you go "Ahh...so THAT's what Nintendo wanted to do with the DS." Look out for our MetaReview once more sites get their hands on the game.

[Thanks Kevin]

Electroplankton = best new reason to get a DS

ElectroplanktonThe guys, gals and (we have to assume) benign robots over at Gearlog have already a posted a short and sweet article about the charms of Electroplankton, Nintendo's wonderfully weird musical toy that's due for release early next month. The author, Carol Mangis, is spot-on when she notes that Electroplankton isn't really a game in the traditional sense, but a rather unique exercise in music manipulation. She may also be correct in calling it the best new reason to buy a DS. She may also be a man. A man named Carol. There are plenty of options to consider here.

Of course, we're mostly interested in the game because it'll let us lord over perennially happy little creatures, coaxing them into submission with an iron stylus. That's not quite the inspiration that lead to the creation of the game, however, as a letter from the game's creator printed in the manual is keen to point out. "At different times in his life, he variously used and loved a microscope, a tape recorder, a synthesizer, and a Nintendo NES. These devices were the combined elements that sparked the idea."

Well, that settles it. I'm off to play around with a toaster, a clarinet, an egg whisk, a baby seal and my DS in the hopes of coming up with an amazing new concept.

Metacritic's best games of 2005

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Everyone's a critic, right? Well, we know you are, since you just voted Mario Kart DS as the best DS game on the planet, and the beings of Polymutania IX would be hard pressed to disagree as their planet only got Burnout Legends as an alternative. It really does suck to be them.

It is Metacritic's goal to gather the reviews from all the critics in the universe and provide a single point for you to view them and decide whether or not a game is worth your time. Using the information they've managed to gather this year, Metacritic has unleashed their list of the best video games of 2005. Here are the completely unsurprising DS winners:

Game of the Year: Mario Kart DS
Dud of the Year: Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects
Best Action Adventure: Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow
Best Fighting: Jump Superstars (According to those who imported it, anyway)
Best Platformer: Kirby Canvas Curse
Best Adventure: Animal Crossing: Wild World
Best Racing / Driving: Mario Kart DS
Best Puzzle / Rhythm: Meteos
Best RPG: Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
Best Sports (Traditional): Fifa Soccer '06
Best Sports (Alternative / Extreme): Tony Hawk's American Sk8land
Best Strategy: Advance Wars: Dual Strike
Best Simulation: Nintendogs

Agree? Disagree? Apathetic? Frightened?

[via Joystiq]

MetaReview -- Peter Jackson's King Kong (DS)

King Kong DS ScreenshotIt seemed that Ubisoft had a great thing going by tossing epic director Peter Jackson and gaming genius Michel Ancell into a room and allowing them to create the ultimate movie tie-in. The console versions of King Kong earned critical acclaim and even looked set to eradicate the dreaded movie-to-game curse that we've all suffered under for so long. Not content with that success, however, Ubisoft released the game on every single platform known to man and beast, a decision that may have left some employees in the lurch. Most specifically, the team that worked on the DS version, as they apparently saw fit to pluck this one straight from the lemon tree.

  • IGN (30/100) "...the game draws Naomi Watts as having one big, heart-shaped nostril in the middle of her triangular nose. Jack Black looks like a burlap bag -- not even a burlap bag with eyes, just a sack out in the jungle."
  • DS-x2 (33/100) "...if you didn't know that UbiSoft were behind the whole thing you'd swear that it had been produced as a first time shareware game."
  • Gamespot (28/100) "The DS version of Peter Jackson's King Kong is a wreck, not because of the hardware's weaknesses, but because the developers just didn't put any effort or inspiration into their game."
Common complaints include boring level design, atrocious graphics, a lack of enemies, an abundance of programming glitches and poor collision detection. Oh, and you know the climactic part of King Kong that takes place in New York? That's a cutscene now.

Oh well, at least the movie was excellent.

GameSpot picks neither

DS versus PSPGamespot has posted a head-to-head analysis of the DS vs. the PSP. They take the lame way out and say both systems are good and neither is the winner. From the article: "If you're after innovative games that you can't find anywhere else, the DS would suit you well, not to mention save you a bundle of cash. The PSP has raw graphical power in the form of a beautiful screen and a powerhouse of a processor, but it comes at twice the cost of a Nintendo DS."

Gamespot is a game site, and even they admit that the DS is a better gaming handheld. With all due respect to the PSP, shouldn't the DS be the obvious winner for gamers? Our subjective opinion is an emphatic "YES."

Lemon DS games

Lemon DS gamesFans the world over know just how many good games the Nintendo DS has. These past few months alone have seen several great games grace Nintendo's newest handheld, but the system is not without its fair share of lemons.

A reader writes: "With all the great games that have been coming out on the DS lately, it seems like there are as many really bad ones. Dragon Booster looks to be the latest, but King Kong, Snood 2 and Burnout are apparently stinkers too. My guess is that this is the result of lazy developers and money hungry publishers trying to make a quick Christmas buck."

Are lemon games just a side effect of a successful system a la PS2? And which DS games would you stay away from?

[Thanks, Unreal McCoy]

MetaReview -- Burnout Legends

Burnout Legends ScreenshotSo, everyone loves Burnout, right? Of course they do. The series features insanely fast racing, tight controls and great hunks of metal careening through the air and colliding to form twisted lumps of scrap. After making a solid debut with Burnout Legends on the PSP, the frenetic franchise was all set to make it onto the DS, with fans eagerly wanting to get their hands on some flaming wrecks. What luck then, that Burnout Legends turned out to be just that - a flaming wreck.

  • IGN (35/100) "This should have been on the cutting block the moment the development team realized that the experience couldn’t even come close."
  • Modojo (20/100) "When you're in the middle of a crash and you position to hit a car, not only are particle effects from the vehicular damage missing, but sometimes cars will PASS RIGHT THROUGH YOU."
  • Gamespot (40/100) "There's a multitude of reasons why Burnout Legends isn't fun to play, but the biggest and most glaring one is that the cars just aren't much fun to drive."
The most glaring complaints about the title are terrible vehicle handling, weird collision detection and no real sense of speed - all qualities you'd expect from a Burnout game. A further interesting point is that the DS version of Burnout Legends wasn't even developed by Criterion, but by a studio called Visual Impact. EA farming out popular franchises to inept studios in an effort to make a quick buck? Unheard of.

Meta Review: Animal Crossing (DS)

Animal Crossing (DS)With a Game Rankings composite currently of 85%, Animal Crossing: Wild World is looking like yet another hit on the Nintendo DS this fourth quarter. Jump on over to Joystiq for the Meta Review summarizing the best of the best.

How does the portable version stack up against its predecessor though?

[via Joystiq]

DS is man's new best friend

DogsNot content with simply reviewing the merits of Nintendogs as a game, LA Weekly has done an anlysis on its impact on the human psyche.

"Nintendogs has many soft psychological benefits ... bonding, nurturing and the increase in emotional regulation and stamina and... provides us with a sense of nurture and responsibility.”

We don't think you should cancel your next therapist appointment just yet, but the article does raise some interesting questions regarding the power of machines to create empathy in human beings.

It might not be the likes of Skynet of HAL that get us in the end. It might just be the DS. Personally, we can't wait for the arrival of our new Nintendo overlords.

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