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Conjecture Countdown: One more day!

With only one more day of waiting before the debut of the diminished E3, we've decided to get serious and offer up some real predictions about what we will -- and won't -- see at the show. Check after the jump for the breakdown, by writer, of the good, the bad, and the ugly sides of our E3 hopes and fears.
Conjecture Countdown: 2 days to go

Rumor: With all the worthwhile (and many worthless) licenses already snatched up, videogame publishers are forced to scrape the bottom of the barrel for this year's holiday releases: Alexis de Tocqueville's Democracy in America and Rapcat.
Conjecture Countdown: 3 days to go

Rumor: Iwata's face will appear much younger this year, for some reason.
Conjecture Countdown: 4 days to go

Rumor: Hoping to get in on the non-game bonanza, a small Japanese developer will reveal their new brain training game. However, it'll just be a hasty reworking of the shooter they were working on, with a quiz at the end of every level asking you how many shots were fired.
Conjecture Countdown: 5 days to go

Rumor: No Nintendo games on iPhone, but the iPhone menu will be released for DS. No programs, just a non-functioning menu interface.
Conjecture Countdown: 6 days to go

Rumor: Reggie will talk about kicking ass. He may even mention taking names.
Conjecture Countdown: 7 days to go

Even with a diminished E3, there's no controlling the wave of rumors that hit the Internet every year before the show. Why fight it? From now until E3 hits, we'll be posting one piece of wild speculation every day. Some may be patently ridiculous, and others just might turn out to be true. Even some of the ridiculous ones might turn out to be true! Rest assured, everything will be totally made-up and unfounded. Except, of course, when we speak about all the ass Reggie is going to kick. That part? Totally true.
Rumor: More language training games will be announced, by Ubisoft and others, but no one will manage to hit the one that we want with a Japanese training game. Suspiro.
Conjecture Countdown: 8 days to go

Even with a diminished E3, there's no controlling the wave of rumors that hit the Internet every year before the show. Why fight it? From now until E3 hits, we'll be posting one piece of wild speculation every day. Some may be patently ridiculous, and others just might turn out to be true. Even some of the ridiculous ones might turn out to be true! Rest assured, everything will be totally made-up and unfounded. Except, of course, when we speak about all the ass Reggie is going to kick. That part? Totally true.
Rumor: The third Train Your Brain installment, Brain Age: With a Vengeance, will be announced for a late 2007 release. To keep the non-game series fresh, this third episode will come packed with popular gimmicks like customizable outfits, alternate endings, and a new, sinister villain -- Dark Dr. Kawashima!
Conjecture Countdown: 9 days to go

Even with a diminished E3, there's no controlling the wave of rumors that hit the Internet every year before the show. Why fight it? From now until E3 hits, we'll be posting one piece of wild speculation every day. Some may be patently ridiculous, and others just might turn out to be true. Even some of the ridiculous ones might turn out to be true! Rest assured, everything will be totally made-up and unfounded. Except, of course, when we speak about all the ass Reggie is going to kick. That part? Totally true.
Rumor: A new DS will be unveiled at E3! But it'll be $600, weigh five pounds, and have Dino Master permanently sealed into the card slot. Its entire purpose will be to make the DS Lite look that much more awesome.
Conjecture Countdown: 10 days to go

Even with a diminished E3, there's no controlling the wave of rumors that hit the Internet every year before the show. Why fight it? From now until E3 hits, we'll be posting one piece of wild speculation every day. Some may be patently ridiculous, and others just might turn out to be true. Even some of the ridiculous ones might turn out to be true! Rest assured, everything will be totally made-up and unfounded. Except, of course, when we speak about all the ass Reggie is going to kick. That part? Totally true.
Rumor: Square Enix will announce remakes of games that have yet to be released!
Conjecture Countdown: 11 days to go

Rumor: Square Enix will announce their plans to remake some games for the DS!
Conjecture Countdown: 12 days to go

Even with a diminished E3, there's no controlling the wave of rumors that hit the Internet every year before the show. Why fight it? From now until E3 hits, we'll be posting one piece of wild speculation every day. Some may be patently ridiculous, and others just might turn out to be true. Even some of the ridiculous ones might turn out to be true! Rest assured, everything will be totally made-up and unfounded. Except, of course, when we speak about all the ass Reggie is going to kick. That part? Totally true.
Rumor: Majora's Mask on DS! We've actually got proof to confirm this one. Check past the post break!
Conjecture Countdown: 13 days to go

Even with a diminished E3, there's no controlling the wave of rumors that hit the Internet every year before the show. Why fight it? From now until E3 hits, we'll be posting one piece of wild speculation every day. Some may be patently ridiculous, and others just might turn out to be true. Even some of the ridiculous ones might turn out to be true! Rest assured, everything will be totally made-up and unfounded. Except, of course, when we speak about all the ass Reggie is going to kick. That part? Totally true.
Rumor: Reggie will show up in a suit made entirely of $100 bills -- that were printed with his handy DS Lite.
(we would actually pay hard-earned cash to see this one)
Conjecture Countdown: 14 days to go

Rumor: Nintendo will announce that they are finally doing away with the 12-digit Friend Code system for Wi-Fi compatible DS games. Instead, it will be replaced by the 24-digit Buddy Password system.
Conjecture Countdown: 15 days to go

Even with a diminished E3, there's no controlling the wave of rumors that hit the Internet every year before the show. Why fight it? From now until E3 hits, we'll be posting one piece of wild speculation every day. Some may be patently ridiculous, and others just might turn out to be true. Even some of the ridiculous ones might turn out to be true! Rest assured, everything will be totally made-up and unfounded. Except, of course, when we speak about all the ass Reggie is going to kick. That part? Totally true.
Rumor: Huge Nintendo franchise gets DS sequel, which will be outsourced to some unknown developer!
Rumor: Huge Nintendo franchise gets DS sequel, which will be outsourced to some unknown developer!