"Experience the life of a Rockstar!" MTV Fan Attack is packed with minigames conducive to the Rockstar experience, like escaping the paparazzi, destroying a hotel room, and, according to the screenshots Mindscape Australia released earlier today, catching intimate garments that've been thrown at you.

Considering MTV's younger audience and the prepubescent, pink design of the underwear in the image, holding onto this particular pair doesn't seem like a good idea. You never know, Chris Hansen could be in the audience, plotting your demise! Apparently, MTV Fan Attack will also allow you to "seduce your fans." The game is listed with a "G" rating on its product page.

Remember Bell Biv Devoe's "Do Me," when the three-man group rapped this cringe-worthy ditty? "Backstage, under age, adolescent. How ya doin'? 'Fine,' she replied. I sighed, 'I like to do the wild thing.'" We forgave them eventually, as you would have too, because they made "Poison." If "Poison" isn't the most fantastic 1990 song ever, we don't know what is. We went ahead and embedded the music video past the post break. Why, you ask? Because we can.