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Sonic the Horrific Mutant Cat

We didn't think it possible to design a more reviling clone of Sonic the Hedgehog than Shadow, but as you can see above, someone actually managed to do it, and much to our surprise, it isn't Sega's fault (this time). The grotesque beast was sighted in the shoe section of a department store in China, chasing down children and frightening them into buying new sneakers. He holds his prey down with his giant left hand, forcing them to look straight into his menacing, pitch black eyes until they acquiesce.

[Via Penny Arcade Forums]

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10-16-2007 @ 10:57AM

ELIJAH said...

WHAT THE HELL, i repeat WHAT THE HELL!!!!!! The hedgehog is closer in relation to the rodent family than the felines.


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10-16-2007 @ 1:09PM

Chintz said...

This is originally from the mostly-Sega anti-Sony blog UK Resistance ( They post this sort of crap all the time.


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Orville the Unfathomable Time Walrus3

10-16-2007 @ 1:39PM

Orville the Unfathomable Time Walrus said...

I don't even like Sonic and I feel like I'm going to vomit up my intestines at the site of that.

@2: Augh, why did the link have to be posted? I'm covered in horrible fanboy drool now, eew.


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10-16-2007 @ 2:55PM

Onomah said...

Augh...dude, that SEGA blog....It was just the most horrible....People like that can vote! Can you hear me? They are allowed to voice their opinions.


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Neo Senku5

10-16-2007 @ 3:32PM

Neo Senku said...

OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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10-16-2007 @ 5:25PM

phanboy_iv said...

Great. Nightmares on top of everything else.


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10-16-2007 @ 6:18PM

Seph-kun said...

The Soap Shoes! They diss them!


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10-16-2007 @ 6:59PM

DeLano said...

My, what a big finger.


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10-16-2007 @ 8:16PM

Cyber-Tyrant said...

I found you... FAKER!


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