It's a brazen sexuality we aren't used to because America apparently has different attitudes about child molestation.

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"This game doesn't make us want to discuss society's issues. It makes us want to giggle."

And yet, here we go again... I certainly don't want to discuss issues about, oh, say, molestation here. If it offends you, you don't have to play it. In fact, you don't have to read about it or look at it or think about it--you can just click the little X button at the top-right of your screen and it will all go away.

It does still, in my opinion, look like an "interesting" game.

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Well, at least it's honest. Magazines like Maxim try to pretend they're more than sex mags, but at the core that's all they have going for them. No one buys them for their "articles," they buy them for the "Breasts! Breasts!"

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Wait a minute, Maxim has *articles*?

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the first comment kinda boggles the mind considering the size of the breasts in question...

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I just feel envy.

No opinion about the game whatsoever, although it's probably the sort of joke present I'd get for one of my boob-inclined friends.

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And not just any breasts! That mascot could probably be best translated as saying "Huge Knockers!" or "Bazongas!"

Hey, at least they're being honest about the sexuality of their ads. I'd love to have a cute cartoon cat in front of a Budweiser ad going, "Take a look at the rack on that one!" Heh heh heh...

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Agreed with 5, how are those children?

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and they say Nintendo ignores out the mature crowd LOL, J/K

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@5 & 8, Because the game says that the girls are under-aged, therefore it must be true. If you were to go to examine their birth certificates, you would see that these girls were born during the time of that whole "Macarena" craze.

But then again, I think it's pretty obvious by looking at the images that these girls are minors. After all, they have large breasts, huge eyes, and pink hair.

You obviously don't remember what girls looked like back in middle school and high school. My childhood sweetheart had spiky blue hair and a mouth that was really tiny when closed but ridiculously large when opened.

Oh, how I miss those C-cup sized breasts of hers. What I wouldn't give to be 12 again...

(By the way, my point is that they are freaking cartoon characters, and it is stupid to assume they are actually children.)

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Yeah, they may be 14 because the game says they are, but uh, I can't recall seeing many 14 year old girls who have Pam Anderson boobs.

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If the game ever does come over here, they just have to put that the girls are highschool seniors or something, 18 and older. I don't think I could play the game if the game itself claims they are 14... It would just feel wrong. But otherwise, I want this game!

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Those huge eyes collect a ton of UV too.

I wouldn't be surprised if all these characters have some serious eye problems in their later years, although they probably have better acuity in low light.

Hey it's important!

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These are just ad props made by store personnel, NOT official ads by SNK. Lots more vile shit like this in those types of stores, plastered all over the walls and pillars.

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@7:

I'm reminded of Young Frankenstein:

"What knockers!"
"Oh, zank you doctah."

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God... such big boobs.. they may be cartoon.. but damn I wish I knew her in RL. *is a boob guy*

YUM!

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if the game does come out in America( which is unlikely) it would be edited to much, might as well import Japanese version to the "whole experience".

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