Inappropriately-named accessory manufacturer Thrustmaster has revealed a new line of DS Lite pouches that the company promises will "electrify the catwalks during the next fashion shows."
Too young to carry around a man-purse, but still in need of a tote for all of your gadgets? The "T-Pack Only for Boys" comes with pockets and compartments for games, mobile phones, and even a DS Lite! A pair of earphones and a USB recharging cable come packed with the set, as well as a "Thrustmaster Elite Member" badge. You know, so you can let everyone know how much of a Thrustmaster you are.
For the Thrustmaster ladies out there, you'll have two options -- Pink/Denim and Purple/Denim -- both equally repelling. The purple "fashion pack" comes with eight heat transfers, giving creative girl gamers a chance to personalize their bags with hearts, butterflies, and, yes, dolphins. Head past the post break for photos of the "T-Jean Bag 2 DS Lite Girl" and the "T-Pack 2 DS Lite Girl Pink."
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8-24-2007 @ 6:05PM
sjl said...
I see what you did there.
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8-24-2007 @ 7:14PM
Josh L. said...
Now you can T-Bag like an Elite Thrustmaster! Oh how your friends will be jealous! And how you parents would sue!
Now, no one would be cool unless they are T-Bagging, Thrustmaster style!
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8-24-2007 @ 8:45PM
Jamie said...
T-Bags for "T-Boys" and "T-Girls"? It's nice to know somebody out there is catering to transgender gamers. Err...
I actually like the pink/denim bag, but I'm a sucker for cute. I'd rather have a bag that's black, though.
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8-24-2007 @ 9:06PM
Pizza Pasta said...
There's a store named Teabagger's that sells knick knacks in my girlfriend's hometown.
I don't think they are aware of the connotations that this name drums up.
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8-24-2007 @ 9:39PM
Michael K. said...
its about time to let people know how much of a thrustmaster i am
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8-24-2007 @ 10:55PM
Dragod said...
We all know how much T-Girls love T-Bags.
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8-25-2007 @ 12:44AM
Ilchymis said...
My trans friends will love this!
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8-25-2007 @ 1:42AM
Pizza Pasta said...
Wait, where can I get that transparent DS lite?
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8-25-2007 @ 10:15AM
Sunny said...
'T-bags for D-bags' would have been funnier. =/
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8-25-2007 @ 10:43AM
luag said...
I much prefer T-bones right now, thank you :)
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8-25-2007 @ 12:19PM
Alisha Karabinus said...
Wow, I can't even count all the wrong in this. Oh, Thrustmaster. You sweet idiots.
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8-25-2007 @ 2:10PM
Mr Khan said...
damnit, luag, you stole my idea
"T-bones" would've gone perfect with the name i just scrapped, even though i kept the kickass SWAT Kats avatar
i still lol everytime i see a thrustmaster product
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8-27-2007 @ 5:22AM
Matdredalia said...
Being me, I was pretty ticked off in several thousand ways concerning the names of the products as well as the image portrayed. I can not stand the girly-girl gaming image that's portrayed....god forbid we like blood, gutts, and fragging our friends.
Gaming industry, are you listening? -_-
Maybe if those customization decals had something cool like a biohazard label, a skull, a star, or, heck, even a freaking Nintendo logo, I'd be a lot happier. But oh noes, we're girls so we have to have hearts, and butterflies, and pretty dolphins! *beats head off desk*
I hate the colors and the fabric, but love the design of the "for girls" bag. Can't decide if I'm going to stoop that low and get one or not. *sigh*
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8-28-2007 @ 2:32AM
Ryan White said...
Where can I get a T-Bag? Despite the name, they still seem like pretty interesting cases.
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