
We're not sure how old this is, but we have never seen it before. As such, we're obligated to present it to you, loving readers, as not only does it present Mario in a very mature and Goomba-crushing light, it's Mario with a very non-Italian spin. And believe us when we say mature; Goombas do not just flatten when stomped, they shoot fluid out of their bodies at a high enough velocity to cut glass, we believe.
So, check it out at your own risk.






