For those who place little value in the chase, that exhilarating, flirtatious period when nothing is guaranteed, actually playing through Doki Doki Majo Shinpan is secondary to groping its adolescent witches. Rather than have you labor through the text-heavy release's dialogue and plot setup, Stage Clear has posted artwork wrested from the Japanese game, enabling you to skip the journey and get right to your depraved destination.While none of the shots are scandalous enough to land you a ten-year stay in a federal prison, we wouldn't say that they're safe for work viewing either. The wiccan nymphets are depicted in poses that would leave Humbert Humbert dizzy with delight ("the king crying for joy, the trumpets blaring, the nurse drunk"), their faces reacting to the taps and strokes of an unseen stylus. Scurry shamefully past the post break for a couple of those images.
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7-05-2007 @ 10:51AM
Mitch said...
I feel very dirty, but I want to see how the game plays. Really.
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7-05-2007 @ 11:07AM
Bill McCai said...
i'm getting a bit sick of reports on this game, tbh.
we get it, some people are horny pedophiles. story over.
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7-05-2007 @ 12:31PM
Chris said...
Every time I read an article about this game I look over my shoulder to make sure Dateline isn't looking...
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7-05-2007 @ 3:27PM
Kristi said...
It makes us all look bad that this particular game is repeatedly hyped with cutesy tongue-in-cheek commentary. Aw, isn't it sooo funny that some adults get off on the idea of poking and prodding junior high girls, tee hee. Blergh.
I'd be fine with the game if the characters were adults. I'm hardly a prude, but c'mon, this game is about molesting kids, and you seem to think it's funny and you're encouraging it.
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7-05-2007 @ 7:57PM
pinkechidna said...
I have to agree with Bill and Kristi. It's filth and it's all anyone ever talks about here anymore.
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7-05-2007 @ 8:13PM
John H. said...
It is... um, odd...
But what's that, in the third image, is that girl holding up a copy of FAMICOM ATHENA?
That makes it -very- odd.
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7-05-2007 @ 8:58PM
Sandy said...
Eric, you are funny man~ good stuff
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7-06-2007 @ 11:56AM
k0sm0s said...
tried it.. to most people's disappointment (including mine), it's VERY text-heavy in this game.. I used my limited japanese knowledge and common sense to navigate the game for 30 minutes, and I haven't seen any considerable scene above yet..
Since the game is called Witch Detective, you actually have to like solve the cases to play this game.. they show you a map of the school and you can walk anywhere you like.. it will indicate several places of interest so you can enter.. If I'm not wrong, you are supposed to look for evidence to prove the girls are witches (evidence like photos and bags.. As I said after 30 minutes, I have not encounter such body-searching yet)
so I randomly walked around.. sometimes they don't allow you to exit a room and you realise that you have to take something from the room.. so in that aspect it's helpful since I don't really understand what they are talking about (holding 'Y' to skip thru all the dialogue)
So it's not a pure hentai game yea.. I suppose most will get disappointed since we probably want to see what this game is like as a curiosity, and NOT because you have interest in child porn or not ;)
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7-06-2007 @ 12:05PM
Ricardo Arcos said...
There are some references to past SNK products like the NES Athena game catridge or the Neo Geo and Neo Geo Pocket consoles.
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7-09-2007 @ 6:16PM
NaziJesus said...
People who take this seriously and don't joke about it are 75% more likely to become child molesters than the people that do.
Proven fact. Where did i get my info? YOUR MOTHER!!!
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