Contra 4 has really undergone some serious changes for its Japanese release and it's getting less manly by the moment. In fact, these people promoting the game don't seem to have a single chest hair. There's nary a headband in sight. Those muscles are absolutely pitiful. What have you done, Konami? This is the last straw! Someone needs to draw mustaches on these girls and maybe whip up a couple of protein shakes immediately.
Where's Nintendo Power? They know what Contra is really all about: pure, undiluted beefcakery. Accept no substitute.
Contra: Dual Promoters
Posted Mar 12th 2008 10:30AM by Alisha Karabinus
Filed under: News
Tags: action, contra-4, japan, konami, promotion, release, wayforward
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3-12-2008 @ 11:00AM
(x_o) said...
I know this is sexyst but, I prefer women whit weapons. hahahaha, ladys first!
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3-12-2008 @ 1:04PM
KamenRiderTakoyaki said...
If women are going to promote Contra 4, let it be the American Gladiators!
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3-12-2008 @ 1:22PM
Alisha Karabinus said...
That would be badass.
3-12-2008 @ 1:36PM
rikki said...
The JP version of Contra sure got cuter marketing than the English version did. The cover kinda fails, but this isn't that bad!
Beefcake guys like cute girly-girls, amirite?
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3-12-2008 @ 2:04PM
Abscissa said...
In Japan, beefcake == homosexual. I'm guessing that's why the change.
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3-12-2008 @ 3:44PM
Dio said...
Ironic how there's nothing wrong with Jrockers in drag =/
3-12-2008 @ 7:14PM
Alisha Karabinus said...
It's a mad, mad world.
3-12-2008 @ 2:10PM
C02M0 said...
nice,contra 4,,, cosplay,,,boobies,,,
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3-13-2008 @ 1:47AM
Micah said...
Hot women + Guns = Win
Apparently, Konami knows their math.
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