Earlier this week, while cruising the vast fields of these internets, we noticed something pretty epically hilarious, i.e., this very thread on NeoGAF: Would I die if I eat a DS game?We'll let you digest that one for a moment. It took us a few to get past the initial giggles. And then we couldn't help but wonder ... with all the DS Fanboy readers out there, surely someone's child/infant sibling/dog has perhaps tested this theory. So we have to ask: has anyone eaten one of your DS games? If so, what happened? Was the game okay? Obviously, if it was Elf Bowling, we don't care about the cart.
To make up for mentioning Elf Bowling, we have a little present for you after the break.



A hat like this might give Mario nightmares, but we're certainly fans. It's one of those ideas that seems so perfect, we're surprised we didn't think of it first. Made by the Knitting Ninja, this wonderful knit hat will make you look like a badass while keeping you warm. According to the Ninja herself, the hat is "a Chomp that has happily broken free of its chain, only to latch itself onto an unsuspecting gamer's head."


