Nobody's going to believe we're a real Nintendo gaming site unless we have our own obscenely enormous Mario statue, right? This is our credibility we're talking about. This is important. We want people to walk into our office complex and see that we mean serious business. Would you deal with DS no-Mario-statues Fanboy?Importers extraordinaire NCSX are offering this five-foot tall Mario statue, usually available only to stores, to normal people like us for the low, low price of $3000 plus shipping. Five feet tall may not be big for a person, but for a video game character statue? Man, look at that Mario. It's huuuge.
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3-27-2007 @ 10:11AM
strider_mt2k said...
I'd love one of these in my yard, but you just know some knucklehead would try to steal it and I'd have to cover it with a fast acting deadly poison or something.
always happens.
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3-27-2007 @ 12:31PM
hvnlysoldr said...
Try giving a star to Mario to make him invincible to theft.
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3-27-2007 @ 12:56PM
strider_mt2k said...
-of course!
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3-28-2007 @ 12:07AM
Shanks said...
Cut down on shipping by waiting to give him the Super Mushroom until he's in your office.
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