INT. POLICE STATION
Dimly lit, with a cold, dripping sound in the background. Only a table and a single chair adorn the room. Smoke wafts from a cigarette found in the mouth of a young black detective, expressionless. Off near the door is another detective, even younger. He is twin-screened. He looks slightly nervous.
Can you just go easy on him this time, sir?
Just do your job, rookie. I'll take care of the rest.
I'm not gonna talk ...
You're gonna talk, son. There are no cameras in here, no witnesses. We can play all day.
There's no reason to hold out, Zune. We know about your plans, about Halo Zero, about everything. Just talk, and we can get you out of this.
Look at me. Look, you sunnuva bitch! You know what this is? It's an analog stick, asshole. You think you could compete with this?! You sick motherf--
It ... it was all right for awhile. I mean, you guys had your killer apps, and the iPod couldn't really play games ... I mean, Tycho bought me, you know? It felt good. And then that iPhone, and I just looked at myself, I ... oh, God ...
It's all right. We can get Allard on the phone--
(freaking the hell out)
Don't say phone! Don't say it! Cingular sucks! If you say it again ...!
(leaning down, whispering into Zune's ear)
Had it coming. He had it coming, dammit. Punk kid.
We're done, PSP. I can't do this anymore. Your propietary media, that god-awful rap, and now this ...
I knew you never had what it took.
I always had what it took. You just couldn't see it.
- Wii: 195,331 98,999 (102.77%)
- PSP: 118,186 49,511 (72.09%)
- PS3: 69,944 1,733 (2.42%)
- PS2: 52,037 13,868 (26.65%)
- Xbox 360: 18,235 1,326 (7.84%)
- Game Boy Micro: 3,311 1,229 (59.03%)
- GBA SP: 2,364621 (35.63%)
- Gamecube: 1,258 411 (32.67%)
- DS Phat: 75 27 (26.47%)
- GBA: 57 6 (11.76%)
[Source: Media Create]
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Posted at 9:15PM on Jan 12th 2007 by jimbob