If anyone would enjoy a video game about face exercises, it would be The A-Team's Templeton "Faceman" Peck, right? He'd be the first to tell you that when you escape from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground where, today, still wanted by the government, you survive as a soldier of fortune, you want your face to inspire as much confidence as it can. For that, we imagine him saying, you need to be as wrinkle-free as possible.It's equally important to look your best when scamming a free hotel room for your troop of friendly mercenaries as it is when quipping at some terrorists as they ineffectually fire their M-16s at you. If you have a (face) problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find it, maybe you can import ... Face Training.
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7-31-2007 @ 11:09AM
hvnlysoldr said...
I pity the fool who don't think his face needs training! It means I can go even harder on their faces and they'll recover!
Finally a game where doing faces will stick is encouraged!
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