Porty, a frequent poster on GameFAQs is a deranged little hooligan that needs a couple of slaps.

For all the times he's attempted to pass off his deranged and vindictive posts as some sort of elaborate joke it forces me to wonder just who has the type of stamina to keep up such a charade for so long? The answer is no one.

And what ends would this theoretical prankster be working towards? Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

Occasionally Porty just realizes how desperate, empty, and sad his life truly is and tries to distance himself vicariously through the perception of other GameFAQs posters.

In short, he's a worthless pile of shit that compensates for his microscopic and flaccid member by devoting himself to a successful videogame company.

Good work fuck-tard! You like Nintendo. Now tell us how that makes you any better off than their millions of other fans who don't devote hours a day on the internet to flaming others who don't share a similarly narrow view

Of course, the same could be said of Skillcoil an equally spiteful little he-bitch whose deservedness of a cock-punching is second only to Bono.

His utterly negative and shit-eating responses to any piece of positive or even neutral news regarding Sony belies his claims that he isn't some sort of pom-pom toting fanboy.

What boggles my mind is why he feels the need to lord one company's lack of success over others. He obviously doesn't like Sony, but how does that translate into such petty behavior? It's not Sony's fault that he's a geeky, pigeon-chested little cunt that got his ass knocked into the dirt every day from the age of 6 until the day he graduated highschool.

Everyone wants to be part of a winning team, but Skillcoil's need to lord it over everyone else truly speaks to fathomless insecurity.

I suppose a hemorrhage inducing pornography bill and the inability to ever see a real vagina without pushing aside a muffin-top first has something to do with it. Or he could just be a small-minded little twat.

Either way I've never met two internet personalities where I've been unable to salvage any notion of redeemable qualities in the human beings behind them. And I think that if I ever met either one of them in person I would have to send their teeth rattling down their throats before I could actually bring myself to speak to them in a remotely civil fashion.

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"cooperative multiplayer is in the cards"
...oooooh boy. Hoping for NO CARDS in this one.

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I hope you enjoyed it Porty. Because this is one wall of text you can't do a fucking thing about you worthless mass of excrement.

Have fun thwarting your invisible enemies.

And never stop telling yourself that Gameboy and pornography are better than self-fulfillment and personal relationships...it's a steady diet of denial and hopelessness that keeps you entertaining.

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Wait, what?

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The DS just keeps on getting better and better...

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This and Birth By Sleep are toward the top of my Most Wanted List. (I thought it would be like Revenant Wings, to be honest). I may buy a DS for this...well, buy a DS for Dragon Quest and get this as a byproduct.

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Pajama Party, we don't care how much you hate some guys you met on gamefaqs. What you posted here and on the previous topic was a vile string of low insults that make you no better than the people you seem to hate. No one comes here to read that, and it's obnoxious and crude.

In short, shut up.

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I think these are psp and DS screens mixed in :o~

The DS screens are the ones with the pixelated hud of the characters portrait while the PSP is the more drawn one.

I'm assuming so anyways :O

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Perhaps they are, but all of it needed to be said.

Just be happy it wasn't directed at you.

In short, get over it.

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Nope, one 1 cutscene is from birth in sleep, the rest are ds cutscenes

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Hey pajama, wtf? Is dsfanboy even affiliated with gamefaqs? Your wall of text might have been important to you, but I think this is the wrong place for that sort of thing.

anyways, I can't wait for this game to come to the states. I never really liked roxas though. I think it had something to do with that 2 hour tutorial that featured roxas, yeah... This, FFCC and the Zelda game are my top 3 now!

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Pajama party is a little bitch that got his feelings hurt on gamefaqs so he came here to cry.

what he doesnt understand is no one cares about him.

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leave it to Squeenix to push out PS2 graphics on the DS right?
This I'm definately getting

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why cant any of the organization members have curly hair? my hair looks ten times cooler than any anime charecter and it iiissss curly

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oh shit kids.. dats sora in one of dem skreenz

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this should be both fun and interesting

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With an attitude like that no one will ever go to one of your pajama parties. I mean seriously WTF.

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Dude up top's kidding right? "[I don't like card battle system ug ug]" I hope they have the card system and don't limit the range of attacks. Teaming up with friends, doing combos with the card system would ftw! I'd be so satisfied after executing some powerfull team combos. Yall knows ii once sI says ii.

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