One of the first RPGs on the DS -- and, arguably, worst -- Lunar: Dragon Song was both a sales disaster and an affront to the Lunar series. With that in mind, we're sure you're thrilled to hear that Amazon is selling the terribly-translated game (blame Ubisoft) for $9.99, a quarter of the ridiculous $39.99 price Lunar: Dragon Song originally debuted with in 2005!Sure, it's a terrible game, but just think -- for only ten bucks, it could be your terrible game. Or, even better, it could be your friend's terrible game! That's right, you can grab this for a buddy you're not particularly fond of, but are obligated to buy a cheap Christmas present for anyway (Maybe that "pal" who slept with your girlfriend a few years back?). When he calls to ask why you gave him such a loathsome gift, you can be like, "Hey, how was I supposed to know it was garbage? I thought you liked RPGs? By the way, if I ever catch you leering at my girlfriend again, I am going to beat you like a rented mule. Merry Christmas, sucka."
[Via CAG]
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11-28-2007 @ 12:25PM
Croove55 said...
Harsh, Eric. Funny as hell, but harsh.
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11-28-2007 @ 5:03PM
Chase said...
I sort of feel sorry for Pal. ='[
(Yes, I gave the name Pal to the hypothetical pal. x_0)
11-28-2007 @ 1:11PM
JPN said...
I played it and I liked it....but maybe I have low standards.
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11-28-2007 @ 4:09PM
Chyld989 said...
I'm with JPN. Not the greatest game ever, by any means, but I still liked it.
11-28-2007 @ 2:18PM
B1gC72 said...
that headline is hilarious lol.
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11-28-2007 @ 3:48PM
Abscissa said...
I've always loved the Lunar series, ever since the Working Designs localizations on the Sega CD. I haven't picked up this one though, and from the sound of it, maybe it's best afterall to not bother.
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11-28-2007 @ 4:30PM
JC Fletcher said...
It resembles real Lunar games in name only.
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11-28-2007 @ 4:48PM
ryan said...
this game sucked, don't waste your money lol
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12-02-2007 @ 9:07PM
TX2 said...
A forty dollar lesson that sometime reviewers SHOULD be trusted... sometimes.
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