Satoru Iwata (dressed as a vampire): DS Lite perform amazing feat in global market! More hundred thousand units in time of week! Much party enjoyment, everyone, so scary is coming!George Harrison (dressed as Link): Ugh, these tights are starting to chafe. Perrin, wanna trade costumes?
Perrin Kaplan (dressed as a slutty cat): Um ... no. But you should ask around, really. Has anyone seen Matt? He looks so damn good in that costume ....
Matt Cassamassina (dressed as Mega Man, special guest to the event): Perrin. Storage closet. Now.
Perrin: Rawr.
Iwata: They are doing the fun, yes?
George: Uh, yeah. Where's Miyamoto-san, by the way?
Iwata: There. (points)
George: The dinette set?
Shigeru Miyamoto (dressed as a dinette set): Ah! You see, this is the inspiration for my next masterpiece. Get ready for the next generation of fun!
George: Sunnuva bitch. Miyamoto, stop doing shrooms, and...ah! Finally, someone normal. But why aren't you dressed up, Reggie?
Reggie Fils-Aime: What do you mean?
George: It's Halloween. You need a costume. You're just dressed normally.
Reggie: This is my costume.
George: ...
Reggie: Bitch.
George: ...
Reggie: Now get me a sandwich.
George: Friggin' ... fine ....
- DS Lite: 116,941
12,454 (11.92%)- PS2: 22,380
2,347 (9.50%)- PSP: 20,271
1,332 (6.17%)- GBA SP: 2,421
122 (5.31%)- Game Boy Micro: 1,660
54 (3.15%)- Xbox 360: 1,287
456 (26.16%)- Gamecube: 638
15 (2.30%)- DS Phat: 130
143 (52.38%)- GBA: 37
25 (67.57%)- Xbox: 6
3 (100.00%)[Source: Media Create]



Nintendo recently sent out a press release where they went over the latest numbers for their popular brain-trainer DS title Brain Age: Train Your Brain in Minutes a Day. In revealing the numbers for the three major regions of North and South America, Europe, and Japan, Nintendo stated they have sold over 4 million units worldwide. 600,000 of the units were sold in the Americas, 500,000 total in Europe, and an insane 3 million units have been sold in Japan.

