Did we say April Fools edition? We meant completely real edition. This weeks numbers, for whatever reason, are slightly unusual, so we've coupled a short explanation for each system in the chart.- Atari Jaguar: 1,989,323
1,989,322 - In a startling turn of events, the Atari Jaguar received an unbelievable resurgence in popularity. Its success can only be attributed to a flash mob, who thought it would be funny for a bunch of people to raid a warehouse and purchase a bunch of systems wholesale.- Wii: 134,257
9,834 - The Wii continues to sell well. In related news, mysterious living-room related deaths are rising rapidly.- PS3: 70,942
20,771 - The PS3, despite continuous bad press, continues to grill burgers with the best of them. George Foreman's stock is rapidly falling.- PSP: 38,211
4,032 - Poospe?- PS2: 37,778
7,110 - While 37,778 units were sold, it turns out that only three were sold to people who weren't replacing a broken one.- Xbox 360: 14,170
3,173 - Has anyone else noticed this heat wave lately? We're looking at you, power bricks.- Gamecube: 666
666 - Oh my God. Run.- GBA SP: pi
e - Lawl. Pi + e = Pie.- Xbox: i
... er ... ... dammit! - Remarkably, the Xbox managed to sell an imaginary number of units last week. Whether this is better or worse than zero units, we're not sure.- DS Lite: 0
121,471 - Nintendo has a problem: everyone in Japan already has a DS Lite. Didn't see that one coming ....[Source: Lamar]
Check after the break for the totally fake numbers. Yep, not like the ones above at all. Really, really fake.
- DS Lite: 130,549
9,078 (7.47%)- Wii: 75,571
8,501 (12.67%)- PSP: 41,546
2,223 (5.08%)- PS3: 20,459
1,176 (5.44%)- PS2: 16,961
3,640 (27.33%)- Xbox 360: 3,492
582 (20.00%)- Game Boy Micro: 765
38 (5.23%)- GBA SP: 607
50 (8.98%)- Gamecube: 270
97 (26.43%)- DS Phat: 135
24 (15.09%)- GBA: 22
13 (144.44%)[Source: Media Create]
1. I thought I was reading Joystiq until I clicked the link. Brilliant work.
Posted at 11:34PM on Mar 30th 2007 by raycosm